Conservative Chain of Events

I don't get it. Conservatives don't want people learning about condoms, then they don't want them having abortions when they get pregnant from not using condoms, and then they don't want to let loving gay parents adopt the children who weren't aborted when their teen parents didn't use condoms because they didn't know about them. Maybe they actually support baby-eating by people with extra kids, or who're starving, like those disposessed by Katrina.